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Mike Myers crashed the cold open of “Saturday Night Live” to play President Trump’s new right-hand man, Elon Musk.
“Recently, our dealerships have been the targets of many attacks,” he said in the sketch. “Suddenly no one likes Tesla cars. I asked myself why, then I answered myself. Because of me!” Indeed, Tesla cars and dealerships have see a significant spike in vandalism and attacks.
Myers continued, saying that his solution to the problem would be to roll out a new car, the Tesla Model V. “The first electric car in history to be fully self-vandalizing! With features like self-smashing headlights, self-slashing tires, and A.I.-powered graffiti,” he said. “You can choose from penises or swastikas, or my favorite: swastikas made out of penises!”
Before Myers joined the sketch, James Austin Johnson was playing Trump — as usual — and making fun of the tariffs his administration is imposing on goods imported from other countries. “We need to send a message to the countries ripping us off. South Africa puts a 60% tariff on everything we send them, and
they’ve never sent us one good thing,” Johnson said. That’s when Myers ran onstage, crying, “What about me?” because Musk immigrated from South Africa.
When he first appeared, he was wearing a hat shaped like a piece of cheese. “That is from when I tried to buy the election in Wisconsin. I’m an idiot — I should have just bought Wisconsin,” he said.
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